July 17, 2023

Saved By The Bell – Season 4 – Episode 7 -The Love Machine (TV Review)

This week, the Bayside Bunch are all sobered up (relatively speaking) in which Slater’s old girlfriend from Germany joins the never-ending throng of new girls to randomly show up at Bayside. Things get downright Shakespearean as Slater tries to date two women at once, and it ends pretty much the only way it could: with Jessie & Zack in old person drag. So join us for a lively discussion of the compatibility of peanut butter & jelly, Zack & Jessie’s possible CIA careers, and the ultimate turn-on that is science.

July 17, 2023

Saved By The Bell – Season 4 – Episode 6 -Masquerade Ball (TV Review)

In this week’s episode, a costumed weirdo, a horse’s ass, a giant hamburger and Billy Joel come together to discuss the latest in Bayside’s series of seemingly never-ending school dances, one which serves as the culmination to a variety of whacky hijinks involving secret admirers, a mysterious lost & found box, and sex-based gambling, and which features arguably the series’ biggest kiss ever.

July 17, 2023

Saved By The Bell – Season 4 – Episode 3 – The New Girl (TV Review)

In this week’s episode, the Bayside Bunch find themselves transported to a strange, alternate dimension, where Kelly and Jessie disappear without mention, and in their place arrives a strange new girl, all clad in leather, with crazy, mind-blowing ideas about how to theme a fall dance. That’s right, it’s the first Tori episode, and neither Bayside nor the Bayside Gang will ever be the same (well, at least until next week)!

July 17, 2023

Saved By The Bell – Season 4 – Episode 2 – Student Teacher Week (TV Review)

It’s time for the most preposterous premise yet (which for this show, is saying something) as Student-Teacher week comes to Bayside, allowing Kelly to become a history teacher (responsible for covering two of the most significant events of the 20th century in one week), Lisa & Screech to become gym teachers (for…reasons?) and Belding to finally fulfill his life long dream of being Zack Morris, while Zack hones his skills at paddle balling.

July 17, 2023

Saved By The Bell – Season 4 – Episode 1 – The Fight (TV Review)

It’s a new season and a new school year, as the Bayside Bunch return to Bayside (after Christmas break?) as Seniors, which somehow makes them more godlike than before. But the start of Zack and Slater’s year of co-dominance is jeopardized when they come to blows over that most precious of objects, a girl, and it falls to a be-wigged Belding to bring the best buds back together.

July 17, 2023

Saved by The Bell – Season Three- Episode 25 – Mystery Weekend (TV Review)

Grab your deerstalker, pipe and the dress you wore to Jessie’s father’s wedding, because murder is in the air and mystery afoot in our latest episode, and everyone is a suspect: the butler, the piano player, the adult maid who hits on teenagers, the Golden Girls, Zack (especially Zack). But is the end result a cunningly crafted mystery, or just a load of nonsensical hooey? If you’ve ever watched this show before, the answer is quite elementary.

July 17, 2023

Saved by The Bell – Season Three- Episode 24 – Home For Christmas Part 2 (TV Review)

Marley was dead, to begin with … This must be distinctly understood, or the full understanding of how the Bayside Gang bastardize a classic Christmas story in the vague service of Zack’s girl du jour can come of the story we are going to relate. So gather round and hear the tale of Moody’s Store for Men, how Kelly manages to get a girl even more poor than she accused of shoplifting, and how all the problems of the homeless are solved thanks to a sport coat, a song, and a one week stay at the Morris house. Music